Top things we have learned on the ship

Number 1 accessory worn by at least 90 percent of cruisers is readers

Restrooms are the number 1 place visited (way too many old people onboard)

Fun Hub Internet Counter doubles as the Casino Bar Annex when you have only adults on board

Pools are used for water aerobics and not cannonballs

Slides and arcade are most under used areas.

Scooters must be stored in the cabin and not the hallways for TransAtlantic crossings.

On Transatlantic crossing from USA to Europe, you lose an hour of sleep every other night. Talk about feeling like it’s Spring Forward and Groundhog Day over and over.

“Did you take your medicine?” is the the morning conversation heard at breakfast.

The mall walkers are out every day on the track. Watch out.

With no kids onboard, Casino’s Slot Machines are set up in the atrium.

Comedy Shows are rated Clean or Spicy.

Diamonds and Platinum way out number the first time blue, returning red and gold cruisers by a lot.